Harold Rosen and His Famous Sayings & Quotes About Life (with photos)

Harold Rosen, born February 9, 1938 in Seagate, Brooklyn NY was a Renaissance Man, Philosopher, Engineer and DIY expert. Harold was also famous for his various quotes about life, some of which are featured below. H-Man (Harold Rosen) passed November 28, 2021 in Sunrise Florida.

He loved his coffee, whiskey and his pipe and enjoyed his grapefruit (see video below):

Harold Rosen’s Life’s Rules  & General Sayings 

  • Give me a 5 minute warning 
  • Never give a sucker an even break 
  • Read you the riot act 
  • Recycling my thinking 
  • I’m not sleeping, only resting my eyes 
  • Happy coffee time it’s happy coffee time… 
  • We are running dangerously low on coffee 
  • Whiskey is a terrible thing to waste 
  • There are old pilots and bold pilots but no old and bold  pilots 
  • Sleeping is for wimps 
  • Keep your eyes peeled 
  • Everyone knows what they are doing but me 
  • House is lit up like a night game at Yankee stadium. 
  • I got it on sale. 
  • Corporation is paying, and I’m eating 
  • U.S. Currency 
  • G-Pop (general population) 
  • “No towel in the bathroom ” 
  • Living in a right handed world 
  • Everything is designed for right handed people 
  • Speed is your enemy, distance is your friend
  • I’m OUT!  Of these proceedings 
  • I’m having a better meal than the president of the American medical association. 
  • Take me into the backroom and beat me up. 
  • Read me the riot act 
  • Fucking dumb senior citizen 
  • I bet I am the only one that…. 
  • …in brackets { } . 
  • My nerves are shot 
  • Dancing through hoops, I hate this shit 
  • Senior citizen brain 
  • Put an asterisk on it.
  • Weather permitting …
  • Some people can afford to be stupid and lazy 
  • I don’t want to get written up 
  • Nobody helps Harold 
  • give Harold some credit. 
  • Gentleman’s lavatory
  • More sayings after photos:

Harold Rosen Photo Gallery:

More Harold Rosen Sayings:

Harold Rosen’s Rules: Do and Don’t Sayings  

  • Don’t buy things you don’t need 
  • Don’t work on the floor, only gypsies work on the floor 
  • Don’t leave your home in pajamas 
  • Stop playing while I’m working 
  • False start abandon 
  • Don’t make a federal case … 
  • I have to declutter. 
  • I had to do  a floor routine to get X done 
  • Hold the camera steady. 
  • Use the right tool for the job.
  • Don’t travel on holidays 
  • No food goes to waste 
  • Always wear a belt 
  • Always tuck in your shirt 
  • Always make your bed 
  • No mater what I do it is not good enough for anyone. 
  • No talking while ascending the stairs, only on the landings 
  • Don’t throw anything away, you might need it later.

Harold Rosen on Relationships and Love

  • Have no one to please 
  • Can’t afford love 
  • Love is very expensive and the price of love keeps going  up 
  • When someone says, I love you, response = “Love my ass. I can’t afford to love anyone.” 
  • Built like a brick shit house 
  • Girls get their claws into your back 
  • Soft plump females

Harold Rosen on Personal Property / Home life / DIY repairs 

  • Property Check 
  • Don’t drop things. 
  • No talking when you leave the private residence 
  • Private motor vehicle 
  • Private residence 
  • Hanging around the house clothes 
  • Maintenance clothes 
  • Not letting a plumber take his family on vacation that I paid for. 
  • Cheap cheap – the only way to live

Harold Rosen on Sports 

  • I’ve seen it all before 
  • Paid for 9innings, were staying for 9 innings 
  • Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory-
  • Greatest night in left handed history reference Reggie 
  • Jackson 3 homers on 3 pitches 
  • Gym ‘n a stick 

Final Thoughts

My dysfunctional family of origin prevented me from saying goodbye to my old man and fed him lies and conspiracy theories about me until the end. I did get to enjoy many years with him and only the last year did things go south when his health was failing and he was living in less than optimal and healthy situation for his condition, then they plotted to steal his money and cut me out of the estate. So I got zero from a roughly $2 million estate.

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